The Kirchner Report

The Kirchner Report
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TrumpTrump

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May 01, 2025

"We thank Great Leader, from whom all good things flow, including sunshine"

It's getting weird out there, folks.

Chad Kirchner

TrumpTrump

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Apr 15, 2025

Will There Be Automotive Boycotts?

Plus, some Slate Auto details appear to be confirmed.

Chad Kirchner

TrumpTrump

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Apr 09, 2025

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Hail to the Thief

The tariffs are going over about as well as a lead-filled balloon in a nitrogen and oxygen atmosphere.

Chad Kirchner

TrumpTrump

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Apr 03, 2025

Crashing The Economy Is Necessary, Unfortunately

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Chad Kirchner

TrumpTrump

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Mar 20, 2025

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Things Aren't Looking Good

The light at the end of the tunnel might, in fact, be an oncoming train.

Chad Kirchner

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Mar 11, 2025

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What In The Actual Fuck Was That?

We're approaching the Caligula promotes his horse level of empire failing.

Chad Kirchner

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Mar 11, 2025

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Trump: It's Illegal to Boycott Tesla

Where are the free speech absolutists now?

Chad Kirchner

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Mar 04, 2025

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"We choose to touch the stove and do the other things..."

"We do this not because they are easy, but because we are bored."

Chad Kirchner

FordFord

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Feb 20, 2025

If Wishes Were Horses

Will you be attending Trump's coronation?

Chad Kirchner

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Feb 18, 2025

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Oops, It Happened Again

Are you willing to fly on an airplane these days?

Chad Kirchner

TrumpTrump

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Feb 17, 2025

It Doesn't Have to Be This Way

Plus, the origins of electrification hatred... maybe?

Chad Kirchner

TrumpTrump

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Feb 04, 2025

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The Art of the Coup

Plus, let's all hop on the tariff rollercoaster!

Chad Kirchner