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HyundaiHyundai

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Context Is For Kings

Plus, Hyundai's deal making to avoid tariffs.

Chad Kirchner

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The LiDARs of March

It's like the stabbing of Caesar, just with beams of light. Plus, Tesla Takedown.

Chad Kirchner

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🇨🇦 The Canadians are Not Happy

At least the United States isn't planning on occupying Panama... Oh, wait.

Chad Kirchner

TrumpTrump

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What In The Actual Fuck Was That?

We're approaching the Caligula promotes his horse level of empire failing.

Chad Kirchner

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Trump: It's Illegal to Boycott Tesla

Where are the free speech absolutists now?

Chad Kirchner

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"We choose to touch the stove and do the other things..."

"We do this not because they are easy, but because we are bored."

Chad Kirchner

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Nissan Wants Tesla to Do What?

I... am at a loss for words, if I'm honest.

Chad Kirchner

Elon MuskElon Musk

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Playbook: How to Dominate EV Sales Right Now and Forever

Plus, you can save democracy in the process.

Chad Kirchner

Elon MuskElon Musk

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How Should Automotive Media Cover Tesla?

Things are different now. Or are they?

Chad Kirchner

Elon MuskElon Musk

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Should the EV Industry Die?

A little bit of soul searching on this cold January day, unless you're reading this in June.

Chad Kirchner

StellantisStellantis

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Welcome to the New Boss, the Same as the Old Boss

Plus, Elon Musk apparently is trying to pump TSLA stock again.

Chad Kirchner

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Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place

When your smart summon isn't actually smart.

Chad Kirchner