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Context Is For Kings
Mar 25, 2025
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Context Is For Kings

Plus, Hyundai's deal making to avoid tariffs.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
TeslaTesla
The LiDARs of March
Mar 17, 2025

The LiDARs of March

It's like the stabbing of Caesar, just with beams of light. Plus, Tesla Takedown.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
TariffsTariffs
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🇨🇦 The Canadians are Not Happy
Mar 13, 2025

🇨🇦 The Canadians are Not Happy

At least the United States isn't planning on occupying Panama... Oh, wait.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
TrumpTrump
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What In The Actual Fuck Was That?
Mar 11, 2025
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What In The Actual Fuck Was That?

We're approaching the Caligula promotes his horse level of empire failing.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
TrumpTrump
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Trump: It's Illegal to Boycott Tesla
Mar 11, 2025
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Trump: It's Illegal to Boycott Tesla

Where are the free speech absolutists now?

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
TrumpTrump
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"We choose to touch the stove and do the other things..."
Mar 04, 2025
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"We choose to touch the stove and do the other things..."

"We do this not because they are easy, but because we are bored."

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
NissanNissan
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Nissan Wants Tesla to Do What?
Feb 21, 2025
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Nissan Wants Tesla to Do What?

I... am at a loss for words, if I'm honest.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
Elon MuskElon Musk
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Playbook: How to Dominate EV Sales Right Now and Forever
Feb 06, 2025

Playbook: How to Dominate EV Sales Right Now and Forever

Plus, you can save democracy in the process.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
Elon MuskElon Musk
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How Should Automotive Media Cover Tesla?
Jan 24, 2025

How Should Automotive Media Cover Tesla?

Things are different now. Or are they?

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
Elon MuskElon Musk
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Should the EV Industry Die?
Jan 23, 2025

Should the EV Industry Die?

A little bit of soul searching on this cold January day, unless you're reading this in June.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
StellantisStellantis
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Welcome to the New Boss, the Same as the Old Boss
Dec 10, 2024

Welcome to the New Boss, the Same as the Old Boss

Plus, Elon Musk apparently is trying to pump TSLA stock again.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
TeslaTesla
Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Nov 04, 2024

Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place

When your smart summon isn't actually smart.

Chad Kirchner
Chad Kirchner
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